why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A sober Irish individual.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Anti Joke

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