- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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