- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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