what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats white and sticky glue

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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hiya

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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