- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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