What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Two planes walk into an office building

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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