Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

I C U P White stuff

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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