- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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