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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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