- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

White men's rights

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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