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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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