An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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flavin's head

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Anti Joke

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