- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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