- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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