WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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