- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights...

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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