Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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