- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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