What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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