- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Skrillex.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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