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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Rebecca Black sings a song.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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