- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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