- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Agent 47.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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