- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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