- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Asians.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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