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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Knock knock. Who's there?

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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