- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

My love life

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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