im not food

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Cripples are lame.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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