There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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