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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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