- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has two legs? Half a cat

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

My wife made me a sandwich

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??