- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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