- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Tim likes girls

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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