- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A chicken walked into the bar...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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