- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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