What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Manchester City

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

steven hawking walks into a bar

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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