- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

what did the man say to the other man? hey

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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