- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Your mother is so fat.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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