How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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seek beauty

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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world society

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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