I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

CAVE JOHNSON.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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