- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A seal walks into a club.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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