CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

the lemon was sweet.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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