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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Ben Affleck

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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