- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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