- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What comes after 23? 24.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A seal walks into a club.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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