What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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