what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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