How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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