Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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