- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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