What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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