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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.