What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Massie is a fatass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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