How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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hey hey apple

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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13 =B you just learned something

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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