- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

wael.. nuff said

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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