- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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