There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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