- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Barack Obama.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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