Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Im gay What about you

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What black and has children A black man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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