Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Internet Explorer

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im gay

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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