- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

I shot a bitch.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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