- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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