- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock knock.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

q ggggggggggggggggg

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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