- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

The holocaust

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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