what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Racial Equality

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

I'm rick james bitch

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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