Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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diarrhea.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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haha

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What would Muhammed do?

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kk

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Anti Joke

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