- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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