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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

where is the world?

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

do you have a wife?

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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