What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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