Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

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