How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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