How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

the WNBA.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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