- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Uh... What was emulating again?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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