What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Bob Saget

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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