A young baby died.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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