- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

you dint have to be a jew matt

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Well this is pointless.....

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Joke

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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