A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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