Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Who wants $300? Me too.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

your face is kinda funny

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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