- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

you suck

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Take part of what?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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