Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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