6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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