- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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