- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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