man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Did you know? . You already know!

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