- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

woman's rights

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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