- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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