every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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- Helen Keller

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Anti Joke

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