why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Women's Rights

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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