a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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knock knock

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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