- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How come anti jokes r funny

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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