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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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