what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Anti Joke

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