I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

The EPA.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

c-? men, C-men

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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