they told me not to write here but i did

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Double-whammy

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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