Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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women's rights.

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robin, get in the car.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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This is funny.

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Anti Joke

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