- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

womens rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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