- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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