Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Caolan and Eamon

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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