why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Rebecca Black

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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