Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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shut up elliot

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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The Labour Party.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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