- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Where are you going Your house

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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