Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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