Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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