Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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