Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Bob Saget

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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