- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Women's rights

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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