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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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