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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Bob Saget

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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