- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A midget walked under a bar.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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