What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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