Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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