- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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