- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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