That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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