What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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