- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A train poops its pants.

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