Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Help I'm being raped!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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pull my finger (farts)

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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