- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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