Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

jd and zach loves vigina

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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