How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Error 37.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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