- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon