What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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