- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

boner

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Robin, get in the car, please.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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