- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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