- Anti Joke

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.