- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Robin, get in the car, please.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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